Funny Quotes About Baseball

All of here at the TrophiesBlog.com tend to take the world of recognition pretty seriously. So we decided to take a break from writing about baseball trophies and the like to entertain you briefly.

  1. “Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.” – Yogi Berra
  2. “I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.” – Bob Lemon
  3. “The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.” – Bob Uecker
  4. “I’m convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.” – Tom Clark
  5. “Trying to sneak a pitch past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.” – Joe Adcock
  6. “You know they’re not going to lose 162 consecutive games.” – Harry Caray, on the 1981 San Diego Padres
  7. “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.” – Dave Barry
  8. “There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.” – Tommy Lasorda
  9. “The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.” – Steve Garvey
  10. “The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.” – Yogi Berra

We hope you enjoyed these quotes from some of the best. We know that Yogi Berra got two quotes, but honestly, he could have filled the blog.

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